Nightclubs are the perfect place to meet a girl. Their true colours come out on a night out. They aren’t hiding behind a shirt, blouse or whatever else they would wear for work, therefore showing you the ones that are there for just a good time. Kind of makes it easy I suppose. It’s always good to have a supply of lines to feed them though. If you want to go for the nice sweet girl like Stephen does then you’re in the wrong place but you might as well try them to make him happy.
To be honest, you aren’t going to find the girl of your dreams in a nightclub. First impressions are a big thing, do you really want you first impression to be her dancing on the table with her leg behind her head?
That’s exactly what I want
Well some people don’t. You just have to speak your mind when doing this and find someone that looks like they aren’t there for a quick bunk up… rarely do they end up being your wife.
Anyway, here’s a line I have for the occasion
“May I have this dance?”
Yeah, that’s it. It’s simple and not sleezy like they’d have been getting all night. If she’s a nice girl she’ll appreciate it and you’d have made her happy. It could be the start of something beautiful. Be a gentleman and buy her a drink too.
The only thing you’re going to pull with that line is a muscle while dancing alone while crying at your failure in your drink. Try these for size.
“Do you come here often or do you wait until you get home?”
This one is my favourite because it’s a cheeky play on words. Should this fail (you must have done it wrong), you either picked someone with no sense of humour or a nun… although Sister Pauline liked it…
That one is sick! I feel I need to make another one just to make up for that one.
“I’m a man of simple needs and I simply need you”
This one, as usual with mine should only be said if you actually mean it. It’s a nice sweet line could work anywhere really. (I’ve actually sent this one off a few years ago to a TV show and the woman presenting said she liked it too…think I pulled.
I remember that, The Mint I think it was, she was probably tired because it was on at 4am! I think it’s only fair that I have another one.
“I like a challenge as long as it’s doable…you’re a challenge”
Try and make her use the word challenge to you. you could do this by simply telling her you can flip 37 beer mats off the table and catch them in your mouth. You better hope she says “That sounds like a challenge!” or else you’re going to have to get a mouth full of beermats. If you manage that then she’ll be equally impressed.
Time to go because Stephen has walked out in protest..
Happy New Year
S + R x